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[rantamplan]

Deve ser gozo! Não podemos acreditar-nos em tudo o que lemos!

[MrBrown]

Acabei por ouvir isso na antena 3, quando conduzia para a faculdade, com o Markl a descrever o perfil das...noivas...LINDO! A sério...

"Convictions: Murder but it wasn’t like that i got setup by my pimp and his frenz."

"Convictions: Rape, assault with a deadly weapon and rape again. Only takes three for life and threes a crowd. "

Quem quer uma violadora???

[JPR]

Convictions: Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad.
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Convictions: two counts premedicated murder on my sister kids I used to wash.
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Hobbies and Interests: I lift weights and you one look at my body shows it. I also getting my diploma in here so I can get a better job in heaven. That’s where they’ll release me to someday if I’m lucky and good behavior.

Convictions: I kill a man what who raped me but dna said he didn’t so it was murder.
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Hobbies and Interests: I count everything. I count steps, cracks in the pavement, ants on the tree outside, peas on my plate, anything I can find to count I do it. We don’t get much to do in here.

Convictions: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I’m done for life.