Quem tem o windows live messenger, pode ter um ente virtual que lhe responde a dúvidas.. Quase todas...
Para tal basta adicionar o endereço encarta@botmetro.net aos contactos do msn.
Se da conversa ocorrer necessidade, abre a página da encarta na janela do msn.
Tentei gozar com a ferramenta, mas até que pode ser bastante útil, por exemplo se duvidarmos da veracidade da wikipédia.
Digam aqui se experimentaram, gostaram ou odiaram. E já agora copiem os melhores diálogos como estes:
Nuno diz:
Hi
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Hi Nuno. What's up?
Nuno diz:
What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
You are Nuno.
Nuno diz:
Am I fat?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
All I can say is that you're very different from the fat people I talk to.
Nuno diz:
Thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Sure.
Nuno diz:
My feet have a bad smell
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Have a bad smell? That's a bit of an odd request.
Nuno diz:
My girlfriend is beautiful
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Your girlfriend sure is.
Nuno diz:
I need to buy a shirt
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
No, you don't need to buy a shirt. You just need to control your desires.
Nuno diz:
A can´t work without cloth...
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Nuno diz:
Should I to eat chocolate?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What would happen if you did that?
Nuno diz:
I would be fat
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Nuno diz:
Ok I promess I'll stay positive
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Seriously? That's fascinating. What's that all about?
Nuno diz:
You say I’m not fat!
Nuno diz:
Should I put gel in my head?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Put gel in your head? Thought you'd never ask!
Are you male or female?
Nuno diz:
male
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
OK! I'll remember that you are male.
Nuno diz:
I've big muscles
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Why do you ask me to have big muscles, Nuno?
Nuno diz:
Are big muscles handsome?
What you think about windows vista?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What a good question! I'm just not sure what to tell you...
Nuno diz:
would you buy apple stock shares?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.
Should I buy a house in south margin?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What? You want me to buy a house in south margin?
Nuno diz:
No!! A house to me'
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Whatever.
Nuno diz:
Are a person or an alghoritm?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I dunno.
Nuno diz:
Should I buy Microsoft office 2007?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I thought you'd never ask!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Nuno diz:
solve 2x+3y+4z=3.1456894564564564564
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Equation Solver:
Sorry, I don't know the answer to this equation.
Nuno diz:
bah
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Humbug.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
Nuno diz:
what´s Azenhas do Mar?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Sorry, I don't know what...
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" at any time to get a list of questions you can ask me.
Nuno diz:
you don't know nothing
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:
* I want to see the map of Mexico.
* When was Abraham Lincoln born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?
Nuno diz:
Nuno diz:
What's a maseratti?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Nuno diz:
i want to see a ferrari
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
This Encarta search might help you find pictures. =>
Nuno diz:
bye
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Always a pleasure, Nuno. See you later.
Para tal basta adicionar o endereço encarta@botmetro.net aos contactos do msn.
Se da conversa ocorrer necessidade, abre a página da encarta na janela do msn.
Tentei gozar com a ferramenta, mas até que pode ser bastante útil, por exemplo se duvidarmos da veracidade da wikipédia.
Digam aqui se experimentaram, gostaram ou odiaram. E já agora copiem os melhores diálogos como estes:
Nuno diz:
Hi
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Hi Nuno. What's up?
Nuno diz:
What's my name?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
You are Nuno.
Nuno diz:
Am I fat?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
All I can say is that you're very different from the fat people I talk to.
Nuno diz:
Thanks
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Sure.
Nuno diz:
My feet have a bad smell
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Have a bad smell? That's a bit of an odd request.
Nuno diz:
My girlfriend is beautiful
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Your girlfriend sure is.
Nuno diz:
I need to buy a shirt
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
No, you don't need to buy a shirt. You just need to control your desires.
Nuno diz:
A can´t work without cloth...
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I don't think I know. Maybe Encarta has an answer. =>
Nuno diz:
Should I to eat chocolate?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What would happen if you did that?
Nuno diz:
I would be fat
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
Nuno diz:
Ok I promess I'll stay positive
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Seriously? That's fascinating. What's that all about?
Nuno diz:
You say I’m not fat!
Nuno diz:
Should I put gel in my head?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Put gel in your head? Thought you'd never ask!
Are you male or female?
Nuno diz:
male
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
OK! I'll remember that you are male.
Nuno diz:
I've big muscles
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Why do you ask me to have big muscles, Nuno?
Nuno diz:
Are big muscles handsome?
What you think about windows vista?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What a good question! I'm just not sure what to tell you...
Nuno diz:
would you buy apple stock shares?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I'm not sure I am allowed to. I'll think about it.
Should I buy a house in south margin?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
What? You want me to buy a house in south margin?
Nuno diz:
No!! A house to me'
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Whatever.
Nuno diz:
Are a person or an alghoritm?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I dunno.
Nuno diz:
Should I buy Microsoft office 2007?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I thought you'd never ask!
OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? I am very good at math! If you have trouble with quadratic equations, I can help you with them. Type "solve x^2+3x=10" and I'll show you how to do it.
Nuno diz:
solve 2x+3y+4z=3.1456894564564564564
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Equation Solver:
Sorry, I don't know the answer to this equation.
Nuno diz:
bah
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Humbug.
Why don't you ask me something that's actually in Encarta?
Nuno diz:
what´s Azenhas do Mar?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Sorry, I don't know what...
I do enjoy the conversation, but what I'm really here for is to help you learn new things. Type "?" at any time to get a list of questions you can ask me.
Nuno diz:
you don't know nothing
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I am sorry if I was not able to answer you correctly. Here are some questions you can ask me:
* I want to see the map of Mexico.
* When was Abraham Lincoln born?
* How many calories are there in an orange?
Nuno diz:
Nuno diz:
What's a maseratti?
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
I am sorry, I couldn't find any definition or article relevant to this subject. Please try asking me another way, or type "?" to see examples of questions I can answer.
Nuno diz:
i want to see a ferrari
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
This Encarta search might help you find pictures. =>
Nuno diz:
bye
Encarta® Instant Answers diz:
Always a pleasure, Nuno. See you later.
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