Fala com estranhos :)

[MacRanger]

http://omegle.com/

Descobri isto noutro fórum, deu para matar saudades dos tempo do mirc

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: portugal
You: you?
Stranger: south korea
You: well i hope that in the next years you don't get Nucked
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Metade do pessoal a tentar gozar com a outra metade, é um bocado de criança mas dá para descomprimir, é só asiáticos

[dcifumarolas]

descobri isto ontem com uma app no iphone...

é um bocado surreal o pessoal que se apanha por la...

[Silva92]

You: hiii

Stranger: i am watchin porn

You: congratulations

Stranger: oooo thanks

Stranger: wate a moment

Stranger: i will go to masturbation

LOOOL

[Pitest]

Qual a piada?
Para isso existia o mIRC

[JPR]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 34, portugal
You: male
You: and you ?
Stranger: 19 portugal
Stranger: adeus

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



A única mulher que encontrei - e por sinal Holandesa - mal eu disse que tinha 34 saíu logo porta fora. Eu bem digo à minha mãe que estou a começar a ter alguma idade.

[TheMoBsTeR]

stranger: hi
you: hi
stranger: asl?
you: 34, portugal
you: male
you: and you ?
stranger: 19 portugal
stranger: adeus

your conversational partner has disconnected.

mortal!

[NunoS]

"asl" significa o quê?

Já vi o que respondem, mas não vejo que palavras estão abreviadas...

[TheMoBsTeR]

"asl" significa o quê?

Já vi o que respondem, mas não vejo que palavras estão abreviadas...

Age Sex Location

[NunoS]

Sempre a aprender..Obrigado

[Zix]

tou a dalar com uma russa

[air]

Age Sex Location

Começo a senti-me velho também..

[NaoInteressa]

Isto é altamente secante.

Só consigo escrever e dizer porcarias ao "stranger"...

You: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Stranger: DO YOU LIKE NIGGERS ON YOU BREAKFAST CEREAL?

You: fuckeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrr shut up

Stranger: you shut up you fukcing fag

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Zix]

"ddtc?"

[Zix]

a falar sobre a USSR

[Duratorq]

A mim saiu-me uma Inglesa ... diz ela :

Stranger: lets pretend you're my boss. ive forgotten files and now im in trouble. you call me in to your office..... talk dirty

[eu]

"asl" significa o quê?

Já vi o que respondem, mas não vejo que palavras estão abreviadas...

age, sex, location ???

resposta adequada: 18, yes, bed

[rCrew]

Não correu bem

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: asl?

Stranger: Do you know what next month is?

You: jully...

Stranger: close

Stranger: it's JEW LIE

You: -.-

Stranger: the month we learn about the holocaust

Stranger: you typee to srow

You: have you some mental problems?

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Stormskaer]

O que é que será que eu disse de mal?

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: Howdy

Stranger: asl

You: 28 male portugal

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Isto é frequentado maioritariamente por chicotes...

[Audax]

Ai cun catano é só rir:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey there
You: hi
Stranger: how are u
You: ok i think
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so what's ur name ?
You: You
You: lol
Stranger: nacer
You: hi nacer
Stranger: hi... stranger ?
You: noooo i'm You
Stranger: >_<
You: your stranger
Stranger: so your name is nacer ? if you're you ? i'm too
Stranger: O_o
You: so we are both you
You: damn what a coiincidence
Stranger: okay but who's this starnger i'm talking with than ?
You: i don no
Stranger: Weird :/
You: yes
Stranger: so what's ur name you
You: my name non you is top secret
You: cant tell... or else...
Stranger: ok cia thing
You: cia that
Stranger: allright
Stranger: may i know if u're a boy or a girl or both or none ?
You: humm good question... i guess male, from my point of view it seems that
Stranger: okay the point of U above ?
Stranger: m'kay u're the weirdest one i've seen here haha

[rCrew]

O que é que será que eu disse de mal?


Isto é frequentado maioritariamente por chicotes...

Não é nada...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hello

You: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Draivin]

Bem, uma vez chega...


You: hi

Stranger: hi...interested in a bi-sexual lady boy?

You: are you a girl?

Stranger: half

[0003]

Sai-me um tipo italiano, perguntou-lhe o que acha da Alfa Romeo, responde-me que são carros muito confortáveis! Eu digo-lhe que pensava que era uma marca mais a puxar para o desportivo mas aparentemente os italianos discordam comigo, as marcas francesas que se ponham a pau.
Outro diz que é jew, começa a falar do 11 de Setembro, e de impressoras Brother e o catano, é com cada um que é só rir!

Cumprimentos

[Stormskaer]

Curioso, tentei 3 conversas que acabaram depois de escrever "male 28".

Bastou dizer uma vez "f17" que o turco já não me largava a braguilha. Já queria msn e tudo...

[Zix]

continua a falr com a russa,
Já nao

[NunoMCCII]

Na 2ª tentativa saiu-me este:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love food
You: me too!!
Stranger: no way?
You: way
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: am eating like food now
Stranger: !!
You: what are you eating!?
Stranger: idk i think its chicken
You: ok
You: i had a pizza for dinner
Stranger: what kind??
You: cheese, bacon, ham and i added some cheese and salsich
Stranger: omg..
You: lol
You: only 3 slices
Stranger: your not going to live very long huh
Stranger: but its sounds yummy !
You: yes it was
You: i dont eat like this every day
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
Stranger: you ?
You: Lisbon, Portugal
Stranger: oh nice nice
Stranger: how it is over there
You: its nice
You: 27cº degrees
Stranger: 71c here
You: what are your hobbies?
Stranger: I love playing pool and football
Stranger: you?
You: i like play poll to, but my mais hobby are ATV's
You: main
Stranger: ah sweet
Stranger: cant drive one here in the city
Stranger: X_X
You: here we can ride them in the city
You: but i like to drive in the trails
You: ehehe
Stranger: man...
Stranger: your so lucky
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 23
Stranger: what about yourself
You: 28
Stranger: am a guy btw
You: yeah me too
You: lol
You: and what about other interests?
Stranger: woman
Stranger: thats about it
Stranger: lol
You: yeah me too!!!
You: portugues woman are very hot
You: portuguese
Stranger: i had one
Stranger: good times
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like spanish a bit more
You: never had a spanish one
You: lol
Stranger: theres awesome
Stranger: they can move
Stranger: well i g2g
Stranger: take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Sweden]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: where r u from?

Stranger: germany

Stranger: 22 male

You: portugal....

Stranger: you?

You: 19f

Stranger: hm cool

You: homo by the way....

Stranger: homo?

Stranger: are you lesbian?

You: you can say so...

You: do you have any sister?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


parece que o assustei....

[kanito05]

Stranger: hi!
You: hi!

Stranger: wow, I'm your big example, eh?

You: I think so

Stranger:

Stranger: stop saying SO all the time! it's driving me NUTS

Stranger: I hate the word!

Stranger: ciao, bellisima

[MacRanger]

No meio de tanto gozo já deu para sacar os contactos de umas raparigas (espero eu )

Agora é só marcar uma eurotrip e picar o ponto nos países respectivos

Edit - tirada de outro fórum:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Portugal
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i am from brazil
Stranger: but i know how to speak english a littlke
Stranger: little
Stranger: *
You: por mim podes falar português se quiseres
Stranger: ta bom
Stranger: você entende um pouco ?
You: sim
Stranger: que legal
Stranger: no seu pais tem aulas de portugues?
You: eu sou português
You: em Portugal falamos português
Stranger: afs
Stranger: é verdade
Stranger: esqueciiii


OMG que génio

[zerorpm]

You: hi

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: i duno

Stranger: u

You: Mars

Stranger: lyrean yh

You: A red planet right above your house

Stranger: i see

Stranger: thts cool

You: I´m gonna wave to you

You: did you see it?

Stranger: yh

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: tht was nice of u

You: So what time is it?

Stranger: telll me your opinion on something

You: ok

You: I´m waiting for the question

Stranger: there si no question. jus tell me ur opinion on something u care about and see what i think

You: I think the world is a vampire

[TheMoBsTeR]

Já arranjei uma amiga holandesa de 19 anos