Quando vou morrer?? =|

Bem, assim estou mais descansado...:D:D:D

citação:The bad news.

According to our calculations you will die at 8:30 pm on Wednesday, August 24th 2033.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 70 years old.

Which is in 9777 days time.


Some people have an innate ability to believe things.

You seem to believe that a tiny pinpoint of light in the night sky can have some influence on your day to day life. Astrology is patently a complete con and yet you choose to believe in it.

It is this outstanding ability to believe that will lead to your early demise.

Beware of phrases like ...
of course it's safe
another one won't kill you
my grandfather did it his whole life and he lived to be 102
 
According to our calculations you will die at 7:34 pm on Monday, October 5th 2178.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 187 years old.

Which is in 62779 days time.

[}:)][}:)][}:)]
 
According to our calculations you will die at 8:34 pm on Tuesday, November 26th 2058.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 70 years old.

Which is in 19002 days time.

Ainda bem... Vou morrer com 70 anos!:)
 
According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Thursday, April 26th 2057.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 72 years old.

Which is in 18423 days time.


Vou viver bué.... LOL! :D
 
Que engraçado...
Eu pus a data da minha avó que graças a Deus ainda é viva, nasceu a 10 de Janeiro de 1927 e dizia que ela ia morrer dia 11 de Fevereiro, Segunda-Feira à 1 da tarde. :D
Já passaram 32 anos e nada felizmente:)
 
que palhaçada [}:)][:p]:D

According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Tuesday, May 22nd 2159.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 167 years old.

Which is in 55703 days time.

va quem é que bate? :([:0]:D[:p]
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por Gmigas

que palhaçada [}:)][:p]:D

According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Tuesday, May 22nd 2159.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 167 years old.

Which is in 55703 days time.

va quem é que bate? :([:0]:D[:p]

Eu! [:p][}:)][}:)][}:)]
 
According to our calculations you will die at 11:42 pm on Tuesday, April 29th 2025.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 39 years old.

porra..Tão novinho.
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por Gmigas

que palhaçada [}:)][:p]:D

According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Tuesday, May 22nd 2159.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 167 years old.

Which is in 55703 days time.

va quem é que bate? :([:0]:D


According to our calculations you will die at 10:16 pm on Wednesday, November 23rd 2163.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 57349 days time.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19819


Toma lá! :D:D:D:D:D:D
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por Resende

citação:Originalmente colocada por Gmigas

que palhaçada [}:)][:p]:D

According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Tuesday, May 22nd 2159.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 167 years old.

Which is in 55703 days time.

va quem é que bate? :([:0]:D


According to our calculations you will die at 10:16 pm on Wednesday, November 23rd 2163.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 57349 days time.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19819


Toma lá! :D:D:D:D:D:D

According to our calculations you will die at 7:34 pm on Monday, October 5th 2178.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 187 years old.

Which is in 62779 days time.

[:p][:p][:p][}:)][}:)][}:)]
( Eu ja tinha postado acima...[8)][8)][8)] )
 
Porque é que raio eu devia de ter morrido antes de ter nascido?[8)]:D:D
"According to our calculations you should have died at 10:11 pm on Saturday, April 4th 1970.

Your age at the time of death would have been -15 years old.

Which was 13376 days ago."
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por GaLLardO

Porque é que raio eu devia de ter morrido antes de ter nascido?[8)]:D:D
"According to our calculations you should have died at 10:11 pm on Saturday, April 4th 1970.

Your age at the time of death would have been -15 years old.

Which was 13376 days ago."

[}:)][}:)][}:)]
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por carrega-lhe

citação:Originalmente colocada por Resende

citação:Originalmente colocada por Gmigas

que palhaçada [}:)][:p]:D

According to our calculations you will die at 11:15 pm on Tuesday, May 22nd 2159.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 167 years old.

Which is in 55703 days time.

va quem é que bate? :([:0]:D


According to our calculations you will die at 10:16 pm on Wednesday, November 23rd 2163.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 174 years old.

Which is in 57349 days time.

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=19819


Toma lá! :D:D:D:D:D:D

According to our calculations you will die at 7:34 pm on Monday, October 5th 2178.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 187 years old.

Which is in 62779 days time.

[:p][:p][:p][}:)][}:)][}:)]
( Eu ja tinha postado acima...[8)][8)][8)] )

According to our calculations you will die at 8:29 pm on Thursday, September 18th 2183.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 196 years old.

Which is in 64588 days time.

Toma! [}:)] [}:)] [:p] [:p]
 
ccording to our calculations you will die at 11:22 pm on Monday, October 16th 2028.

Your age at the time of death will be approximately 47 years old.

Which is in 8004 days time.

ja vou a mais de metade, damn
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por carrega-lhe

citação:Originalmente colocada por GaLLardO

Porque é que raio eu devia de ter morrido antes de ter nascido?[8)]:D:D
"According to our calculations you should have died at 10:11 pm on Saturday, April 4th 1970.

Your age at the time of death would have been -15 years old.

Which was 13376 days ago."

[}:)][}:)][}:)]

genial:D:D:D:D
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por baratowsky

citação:Originalmente colocada por carrega-lhe

citação:Originalmente colocada por GaLLardO

Porque é que raio eu devia de ter morrido antes de ter nascido?[8)]:D:D
"According to our calculations you should have died at 10:11 pm on Saturday, April 4th 1970.

Your age at the time of death would have been -15 years old.

Which was 13376 days ago."

[}:)][}:)][}:)]

genial:D:D:D:D


Como é que conseguiram?


E como é que os que vão morrer em 2183 e semelhante também conseguiram tal?:(:(:(
 
Não quero saber quando nem como, mas ao menos que tenha um sorriso nos lábios...
 
citação:Originalmente colocada por GaLLardO

Porque é que raio eu devia de ter morrido antes de ter nascido?[8)]:D:D
"According to our calculations you should have died at 10:11 pm on Saturday, April 4th 1970.

Your age at the time of death would have been -15 years old.

Which was 13376 days ago."

Provavelmente no futuro foste enviado para o passado para alterar um evento qualquer e, a meio da missão, foste atropelado... por um camião... várias vezes.
 
According to our calculations you should have died at 12:38 pm on Monday, December 4th 1916.

Your age at the time of death would have been -68 years old.

Which was 32855 days ago.

Batam este!!
 
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