Fala com estranhos :)

jts disse:
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Tá aqui a prova do "crime"( não se vêm é as 6 porque nao tao todas em frende ta câmara):[:D][;)]
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Sniper disse:
Vi, não tinham bigode, dizem que são strippers, e tão no dia de folga, e escolheram-me por ter parecido ser um "nice boy" no omegle.[:)]
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Essas strippers são amadoras, está mais que visto [:D] Senão não estariam aí a falar contigo agora [:)]

P.S: Convém que percam um pouco de barriga, pelo menos essas duas [:D] (À primeira impressão!)
 
kanito05 disse:
Essas strippers são amadoras, está mais que visto [:D] Senão não estariam aí a falar contigo agora [:)]

P.S: Convém que percam um pouco de barriga, pelo menos essas duas [:D] (À primeira impressão!)
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A de rosa sim, mas a que tem aparecido (a de verde) e as restantes são mais delgadinhas e engraçadas.[:D][;)]

Dão-me a dar uma bela tanga quanto à profissão, mas eu alinho, vão desfilando para a câmara.[:)]
 
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bem isto ja me apareceu de tudo pa


o melhor foi um gajo que queria me dar 1.000.000€ por eu dizer uma anedota eu disse e ele disse-me mesmo para lhe dar o nib da conta e nao sei que pa da austraia era rico pelo que disse

agora esta foi a ultima

You: hey

Stranger: hey

Stranger: hello their

You: m f

Stranger: i will eat your heart

You: really

Stranger: sure why not

You: its my heart i need

Stranger: no not realy you can live with a water pump

You: but i like my heart

Stranger: i like heart its yummy

Stranger: "drool"

You: but you eat human heart's?

Stranger: yessssss!!!!!!!!!!!

You: why you do that?

Stranger: what

Stranger: its soo good

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


a pessoal aqui que me faz rir tanto pa [:)][:)][:)]



EDIT: Nova conversa



Stranger: The game

You: not like

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
 
Isto é demais!!

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: from?
Stranger: indonesian.
Stranger: u?
You: you fuckers tried to get timor!!!
You: portuguese!
Stranger: fuckeeeeeeeeeeeer
 
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
You: how are you?
Stranger: i am quite well
Stranger: and you on this good evening?
You: im excellent
You: and so so high
You: good weed
You: thank god
Stranger: flying with a kite into the bright shiny sky?
You: yes..
You: and you my dear?
Stranger: sadly no
Stranger: chained to the ground with a bottle of absolut
You: it s sad..
You: where are you from?
You: i made a question!
Stranger: i can see that
Stranger: i am everywhere and nowhere at the moment
You: are you god?
You: nice
You: i m calling my grandma..
Stranger: immortal is the proper word
Stranger: deity of the air
You: she is almost dieing and her wish was talk with god..
Stranger: I am not God. I am Aeris, Deity of the Wind, the Air, and Space
You: so you are a kind of god..
Stranger: Deity, and yes
You: it s the same..
Stranger: no
Stranger: not really
You: i will call her
You: may i sir god?
Stranger: If you wish it
Stranger: but what will you tell her? that your speaking to a goddess through the internet?
You: yes..
You: in even there isnt pc's?
You: *heaven
Stranger: Apples and Mac's
You: fuck
You: loool
Stranger: Zeus enjoys the MacBook Pro
Stranger: while Morephus believes the internet to be the work of Azrael and Luficer but I told him that it was only the PC invented by the devil
You: lool
You: i dont care about that..
You: i just wanna talk with god..
You: it s the wish of my grandma..
You: c'mon..
Stranger: Which God? Of Which Pantheon?
You: which one is available?
Stranger: You realize that there are several different variants of hevean with at least over hundreds of gods of different religions and do not start on the demigods
You: yes..
Stranger: please be specific young man
You: how do you know that i m young?
You: ah
You: you are god..
You: sorry
Stranger: I told you...Immortal Goddess!
You: can i speak on portuguese?
Stranger: to god?
Stranger: or to your grandmother?
You: yes..
You: no..
You: to god..
You: he is so smart..
You: told me my priest
Stranger: Well, which Monothestic God are you mumbling about?
You: catholic god
You: kind of jesus
You: you know...
Stranger: So you have Roman Catholic, Orthodox, Anabaptist, Protestant, Anglican
You: roman!
Stranger: Mormon, Seventh Day Adventist, Calvinist,
You: roman
Stranger: You could have told me that when i asked the damn question in the first place, you damned whippersnapper
You: i tried..
Stranger: you asked me if you could speak portuguese
You: yes..
Stranger: and never specified which god until i began my list
Stranger: since I am not a Christian god, goddess, demigod, immortal or a saint. I cannot offer you assistance and aid
Stranger: I am only allowed to meddle in the affairs of the air, the wind and space
You: fuck, i m chatting to where...to microsoft assistance?
Stranger: No
Stranger: I just do not work for the Catholic side of the Variant of Heaven
Stranger: thus I cannot offer you aid which you seek
You: baahh..
You: come on..
You: you know someone that can contact the catholic side..
Stranger: It will take at least a full twenty fours
Stranger: shift and several illegal sweet cakes to at least get someone in that department
Stranger: do you know how many christians demand to talk to the almighty for the lottery, the economic crash, i need a pony, i need a car, i need a boyfriend
Stranger: yadda yadda yadda
You: yes, i know..
You: but you need to see..
You: my grandma is dieing..
Stranger: Kid, i understand. but really in the state that which you are in now, do you think it wise to talk to your grandmother and tell her that your high as a kite and speaking to an Immortal Goddess of the Polythestic faith to get to the Vocal department of the Variant of Monothesim called Christianity, subsection Roman Catholic?
You: yeah..
You: i understand that..
You: well..
You: i dont have words..
Stranger: if you give me a short note, i can place it on the desk of Apollo who can give it to Thor who'll pass it on to Krishna, who'll email to Buddha since Buddha and Jesus are having a bromance, and JC will give it to Michael to pass on to God, if you lucky
You: : D
You: i will call my grandma..
You: may i?
Stranger: i said give me a note,
You: how much words?
Stranger: limited to 140 words, just like twitter
You: it s ok
You: wait a moment
You: i just need two minutes..
You: it can be on portuguese?
Stranger: sure
You: ok
You: good
You: i go now..
Stranger: get back to me big boy, and when you do and if you're good, you might get a holy surprise of ....fun
You: i m here
Stranger: my my my that was a quick two minutes
Stranger: Listen kid, I have a date with Ares and We're gonna ravage Rome again. So i'll get back to you with your response.


Não sei com quem tive a falar, mas tem uma imaginação muito boa. Eu ainda tentei estar ao mesmo nível, mas o meu "low" nivel de inglês não me deixou.
 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


Stranger: Hello.


You: Hi


Stranger: You are of the planet Earth, yes? It is good to be talking to you.


You: lol


Stranger: I do not understand this lol. Please input data.


You: How old are you E.T.?

You: Oh, E.T.'s don't have age

You: or I'm wrong


Stranger: In your Earth years I would be 20 when I left my planet. I have remained in... hibernation? Since our ships departure. The estimated flight time I do not know.


You: What's your colour?


Stranger: The term color is not in my knowledge. Please input data.


You: Ok, next. Have you ever heard about Chuck Norris?


Stranger: Chuck Norris is not in my knowledge. Please input data.


You: Chuck Norris is known everywhere.


Stranger: I do not understand.


You: Where have you learned english?


Stranger: There may be some error in the data transmission. The universe at its core is created of data. In certain areas enough data is collected that sentient beings existed. These beings are my creators the Data Integration Thought Entities.

Stranger: There was a time when all data had been collected. The Data Integration Thought Enities need data to evolve. This planet of Earth caught our attention. Humans seem to be capable of data creation.

Stranger: I was created as an interface between the Data Integration Thought Entities and bipedal organic lifeforms of this planet. The Data Integration Thought Entites cannot communicate with humans directly because they cannot be percieved optically.

Stranger: The English language, as the primary dialect of your species has been archived in the Database.


You: Is it true that is gonna happen a disaster all over the world next day 11?


Stranger: I do not understand next day 11. Clarify.


You: 11th November. Don't you have a calendar?


Stranger: This is not the next day of my calander.

Stranger: I am not authorized to make assumptions based on current data. My designated task is to observe.


You: What are you authorized for?


Stranger: I am to observe the humans I come into contact with. My task is to find the key to the creation of data. This will make autoevolution possible for the Data Integgration Thought Entities.


You: Who created the Data Integgration Thought Entities?


Stranger: The Data Integration Thought Entities were sentient lifefroms brought about by the accumulation of large amounts of data.


You: Will you appear to humans someday?


Stranger: I am designed as a humanoid interface in order to communicate with your kind. I am visible to you.


You: You said you left your planet... What was your planet?


Stranger: It is not designated a name. The planet was suitable for the training of interfaces such as myself.


You: Well, I think now it's your time to ask questions.


Stranger: Are you aware of how creation of data is brought about?

Stranger: I believe a similar query would be, "how does creativity work?"


You: I do not understand


Stranger: The human ability to generate data. Invention. Spontaniety. Originality.


You: I've forgotten to ask you something. Does your planet have chicks?


Stranger: Chicks are the small hens that are produced from eggs, yes? I do not believe the planet had such lifeforms.


You: No, the chicks we love aren't those.


Stranger: How do you mean, "chicks?"


You: Girls.


Stranger: Females. Defined by the presence or lack of certain organs. This body was created to appear as one of your girls.


You: What is a humanoid interface doing on omegle?

You: Don't you have any kind of chats in your planet?


Stranger: This is an easy way for me to speak with humans. Some fragments of data can be gleaned from conversations.

Stranger: My planet does not need an "internet." All interfaces are designed with the ability to connect to the Data Integration Thought Entities. The closest term would be "neural interface."

Stranger: There is a relatively small number inhabiting the planet. The Data Integration Thought Entities have discovered a way to generate interfaces at necessity. We do not need to start as infants, and therfore do not require a large population to perform our task.


You: What have the other people who talked to you said about you?


Stranger: Excuse me, I must leave. Myself and another interface have taken up the concept of "sparring." It is time for practice. Thank you for speaking with me.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.



"Mob", eras tu? :confused:
 
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