Fala com estranhos :)

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Stranger: HELLO

Stranger: from

You: mother's womb

You: you?

Stranger: planet Mars

Stranger: cool?

You: really? amazing :o

You: yap

Stranger: Yes, I live there

You: so, what's up in mars? real estate development?

Stranger: ты из россии

You: opah, assim é que estragaste a conversa toda

Stranger: Yes there is a grandmother, I live)) lo to her guests traveled

You: that's nice

You: i want to visit mars

You: but, i don't know

You: it's way too expensive

Stranger: Mr. grandmother arrives, we will make pies

Stranger: We go on bike

Stranger: =))

You: no, not from russia

Stranger: yes

You: so, you must have a special bike

You: a COSMIC one

Stranger: you like to learn

You: i would like to, yes

Stranger: Yes, I have a special bicycle without wheels))

You: i have a blue bike, do you think it's able to travel to mars?

You: it has wheels, two wheels

You: but i cant get them out of it

Stranger: Yes on a blue bicycle doedem just think I have it red

You: and replace them, with pratt & whitney engines

Stranger: No he know those 3-wheel tricycles for children

Stranger: instead of pedal motor

You: i had one of those

Stranger: =)

You: but now

You: it's gone

You: FOREVER :(

Stranger: from?

You: i'm from portugal

Stranger: really

Stranger: OO WOW

Stranger: ))

Stranger: cool

Stranger: female?

You: do you like it? we have sand, like mars

You: no

You: male, since i was born

Stranger: well done you

Stranger: ))))))))))

You: you have to be careful my friend

You: there is a bunch of girls

You: on the internet, nice looking ones, but they were boys in the past

Stranger: no

Stranger: okay let's success is not fun guy to guy talk))

Stranger: BYE))))000

You: byee

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:sh)[:)]

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You: iuuuhh uhhh

You: stranger

Stranger: You: hi, asl?

19/m/uk

You: sorry

You: you're too young

You: to have sex with oprah!

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Stranger: hi

Stranger: m or f?

You: f

You: for

Stranger: age?

You: FUCK YOUUUUUUU

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Stranger: hey

You: hi

Stranger: howa you?

You: fine

You: and you?

Stranger: im good

Stranger: where you from?

You: Portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: nice UK

You: cool

You: London?

Stranger: u a boy?

You: yeah

You: u a girl?

Stranger: yeah london

Stranger: no :(

You: oh

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E eu já todo contente :sh)[:D]
 
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Stranger: hey :)

You: hey hey

You: :)

Stranger: how are u ?

You: fine

You: and you?

You: asl?

Stranger: im fine too

Stranger: 19 f brazil

Stranger: u ?

You: m Portugal

Stranger: hate portugal

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And i hate you so [:p]:confused:
 
Stranger: just wanna know if your a male or femal
Stranger: female*

You: male pah

Stranger: im a female.

Stranger: this could get a little sexual.

You: no, it can not

You: watch some porn

Stranger: yeah, i've made some.

Stranger: search me, badminton raquet up my vagina.

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apr:)apr:)apr:)apr:)apr:)
 
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You: hi

Stranger: sexo é bom

You: é sim senhor

Stranger: *--------*

Stranger: é muito bomn

You: é mesmo muito bom

Stranger: voce é homemou mulhjer?

You: homem

You: se fosse mulher, respondia "tou com dor de cabeça"

Stranger: SHUAIHUSIHAUISHAI '

Stranger: quantos anos?

You: 20

Stranger: vou me comer no banheiro

Stranger: bjs

You: força

You: beijo

Stranger: HAUSIHSUAI

Stranger: VOU FAZER COM MUITA FORÇA (:

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:sh):sh)
 
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You: Hello

Stranger: hi

You: please read the following comment attently

Stranger: from?


You: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.

Stranger: i read

Stranger: what is this

You: this is a note to you from CIA

You: i´m a virtual cop

Stranger: what is your job?

You: I think that was implied

You: virtual policeman

You: What is your current location?

Stranger: i don't know

Stranger: i'm korean

You: We will contact Interpol then.

You: We will trace your IP and give it to the Korean authorities

Stranger: oh

Stranger: why

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: why

You: Due to the reasons above written

Stranger: i don't have fault

You: The IP log from the server says otherwise

You: you will hearing from us

Stranger: oh

Stranger: sorry

Stranger: sorry

You: sorry´s dont´work now

Stranger: i have to go to school

You: there are school in juvenile prison´s don´t worry

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Usando um copy paste[:D]
 
Este tem medo de extra terrestres

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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Mars
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Mal soube com quem estava a falar...fugiu

Mal soube com quem estava a falar...fugiu

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You: hello...
Stranger: THIS IS THE FBI. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.
You: hahahahahaha! AHo?
Stranger: WE HAVE AGENTS POSITIONED OUTSIDE OUR HOUSE, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE OR DESTROY THE EVIDENCE
You: you have no jurisdiction in here
You: yeah....
Stranger: Fuck boy, we're everywhere
You: f*da-se que é só tansos
Stranger: people go missing in the city, thats us bro.
You: yeah right
You: that's because you don't know about the Portuguese people...
Stranger: Do you KNOW how many latin american presidents we've assinated?
Stranger: like 8
Stranger: Portugal! Damn! Ok bro...peace out!
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Este devia conhecer o D.Afonso Henriques...(ainda pensei que fosse daqui..)
 
Stranger: lol, this thing always disconnects me, im Lia, 19 female in florida, if you wanna know more, msg me on my yahoo my screen name is LiaSexyLips

You: hi

You: fine?

You: Lia or liar?

You: joking

You: :)

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You: hi, age sex location?
Stranger: hii
Stranger: 22 f usa
Stranger: u?
You: 25 m
Stranger: nice
Stranger: pics?
You: dont have any
Stranger: ooh shit
You: how about u?
Stranger: i wanna c ur penis
Stranger: me?
Stranger: well
Stranger: sourmath.com is my porn site
Stranger: ...?
Stranger: heheheh
Stranger: guess wat
You: thats not a porn site
You: ive seen that before
Stranger: is it nice
Stranger: ?
Stranger: did i mention im a boy and 10 years old?
Stranger: take a child by the hand and take them to the promised land
You: u must be gay to see other guys penises
Stranger: i luv it
Stranger: im gayyyy
Stranger: PENIS FUKKER
Stranger: YA
Stranger: FUK U GAY ASS
[:)][8b]
 
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You: good evening

Stranger: IT'S NOT EVENING

Stranger: IT'S AFTERNOON

You: haha

You: for you

You: :)

Stranger: GTFO FOREIGNER

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Disse algo errado? [:)]
 
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Stranger: love love love

You: hi there! how are you? from?

Stranger: love love love

Stranger: im happy

You: i've been in Love

[:)][:)][:)]
 
rapidinha

rapidinha

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You: hi

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 22 yes anywhere

desligou. nem percebi porque...[:)]
 
se calhar era um homem[:)]

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Stranger: hello

You: hi

Stranger: where are you from?

You: portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: hello

Stranger: italy

Stranger: male?

You: yes and you?

Stranger: of course female, perfect for us

Stranger: right?

You: yes

Stranger: are you good looking?

You: sure i am

Stranger: wow. doubt that. can i have a chance to have a look of you?

You: and i imagine you are too because you're an italian girl

You: want to come to portugal?

Stranger: of course. you would feel amazed when seeing me

Stranger: kind of

Stranger: it depends on how you look

You: i'm telling you that i'm really good looking

Stranger: can you prove it for me

You: i wouldn't lie to you

Stranger: can i have a look?

You: if you prove that you also are beatiful

Stranger: but you are a man. wouldnt it be gentle if you go first?

You: no

You: i'm a gentleman

You: so girls first, please
 
Este estava a ver quem caía na ratoeira[:D]

You: Hi

Stranger: hello

Stranger: can u do me a massive favour

Stranger: its not too hard

You: what favour?

Stranger: but im unable to do it

Stranger: can u translate this into french on google translate as my internet isnt working

Stranger: 我们并不陌生的爱,
你知道的规则和做一做
充分承诺我什么思想,
你不会得到这个由任何其他人。

我只想告诉你,我感觉,
爱是让你了解...

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

我们彼此认识了这么久
你心里一直酸痛
但是你太害羞说。
内,我们都知道什么是一直在进行,
我们知道这场比赛,我们要去玩。

如果你问我怎么感觉,
不要告诉我你太盲目地看到...

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

给你了。给你了。
给你,给你了。
从来没有要去给
从来没有要去给,给你了。
从来没有要去给
从来没有要去给,给你了。

我们彼此认识了这么久
你心里一直酸痛
但是你太害羞说。
内,我们都知道什么是一直在进行,
我们知道这场比赛,我们要去玩。

我只想告诉你,我感觉,
爱是让你了解...

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

从来没有要去给你了,
从来没有要去让你们失望,
从来没有要去奔波和沙漠你。
从来没有要去让你哭,
从来没有要去说再见,
从来没有要去说谎和伤害你的。

Stranger: if i cannot translate this

Stranger: i fail chinese-mandarin :(

You: if your internet is not working how are you typing here?

You: lol

Stranger: bollocks

Stranger: 2 clever people in a row

Stranger: boo you smart person

You: lol =)

Stranger: but i respect you for it : )

Stranger: bye bye

You: Bye


P.S: De todos os Americanos que falei até agora nenhum sabia onde fica Portugal.
Perguntei a vários e pensavam que ficava na América do Sul ou Central (pensam que como no Brasil falam a mesma língua, Portugal é para aqueles lados....)
 
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You: hi there

Stranger: Hello.

Stranger: Look, I have something to tell you, and I'm not going to beat around the bush anymore...

Stranger: I think we might be brothers.

You: k.....

You: o shit!

You: lol

You: herandez...... is that you?

You: :D

Stranger: Oh shit!

Stranger: Your mexican?!

Stranger: Fuck!
You Cant be my brother!

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Stranger: hey asl

You: 20 (if u are a nice girl) YES! somewere

You: now u!

You: :)

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[:D]
 
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