Fala com estranhos :)

Sai-me um tipo italiano, perguntou-lhe o que acha da Alfa Romeo, responde-me que são carros muito confortáveis! [:)] Eu digo-lhe que pensava que era uma marca mais a puxar para o desportivo mas aparentemente os italianos discordam comigo, as marcas francesas que se ponham a pau.
Outro diz que é jew, começa a falar do 11 de Setembro, e de impressoras Brother e o catano, é com cada um que é só rir! [:)]

Cumprimentos
 
Curioso, tentei 3 conversas que acabaram depois de escrever "male 28".

Bastou dizer uma vez "f17" que o turco já não me largava a braguilha. Já queria msn e tudo...[:)]
 
Na 2ª tentativa saiu-me este:

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i love food
You: me too!!
Stranger: no way?
You: way
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: am eating like food now
Stranger: !!
You: what are you eating!?
Stranger: idk i think its chicken
You: ok
You: i had a pizza for dinner
Stranger: what kind??
You: cheese, bacon, ham and i added some cheese and salsich
Stranger: omg..
You: lol
You: only 3 slices
Stranger: your not going to live very long huh
Stranger: but its sounds yummy !
You: yes it was
You: i dont eat like this every day
You: where are you from?
Stranger: new york
Stranger: you ?
You: Lisbon, Portugal
Stranger: oh nice nice
Stranger: how it is over there
You: its nice
You: 27cº degrees
Stranger: 71c here
You: what are your hobbies?
Stranger: I love playing pool and football
Stranger: you?
You: i like play poll to, but my mais hobby are ATV's
You: main
Stranger: ah sweet
Stranger: cant drive one here in the city
Stranger: X_X
You: here we can ride them in the city
You: but i like to drive in the trails
You: ehehe
Stranger: man...
Stranger: your so lucky
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 23
Stranger: what about yourself
You: 28
Stranger: am a guy btw
You: yeah me too
You: lol
You: and what about other interests?
Stranger: woman
Stranger: thats about it
Stranger: lol
You: yeah me too!!!
You: portugues woman are very hot
You: portuguese
Stranger: i had one
Stranger: good times
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i like spanish a bit more
You: never had a spanish one
You: lol
Stranger: theres awesome
Stranger: they can move
Stranger: well i g2g
Stranger: take care
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: where r u from?

Stranger: germany

Stranger: 22 male

You: portugal....

Stranger: you?

You: 19f

Stranger: hm cool

You: homo by the way....

Stranger: homo?

Stranger: are you lesbian?

You: you can say so...

You: do you have any sister?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[:)][:)][:)]
parece que o assustei....
 
Stranger: hi!
You: hi!

Stranger: wow, I'm your big example, eh?

You: I think so

Stranger: :)

Stranger: stop saying SO all the time! it's driving me NUTS

Stranger: I hate the word!

Stranger: ciao, bellisima

[:)]
 
No meio de tanto gozo já deu para sacar os contactos de umas raparigas (espero eu :sh))

Agora é só marcar uma eurotrip e picar o ponto nos países respectivos [:D]

Edit - tirada de outro fórum:
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Portugal
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i am from brazil
Stranger: but i know how to speak english a littlke
Stranger: little
Stranger: *
You: por mim podes falar português se quiseres
Stranger: ta bom
Stranger: você entende um pouco ?
You: sim
Stranger: que legal
Stranger: no seu pais tem aulas de portugues?
You: eu sou português
You: em Portugal falamos português
Stranger: afs
Stranger: é verdade
Stranger: esqueciiii


OMG que génio[:)]
 
Última edição:
You: hi

You: Where are you from?

Stranger: i duno

Stranger: u

You: Mars

Stranger: lyrean yh

You: A red planet right above your house

Stranger: i see

Stranger: thts cool

You: I´m gonna wave to you

You: did you see it?

Stranger: yh

Stranger: thanks

Stranger: tht was nice of u

You: So what time is it?

Stranger: telll me your opinion on something

You: ok

You: I´m waiting for the question

Stranger: there si no question. jus tell me ur opinion on something u care about and see what i think

You: I think the world is a vampire
 
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: Hi,I'm not a woman, if you don't like it you can disconnect now! And if you are F , where are you from and what age? thx if you disconnect i just want to wish you a good life.even if you have no life you pervert xP
 
Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: Hi,

Stranger: what's your name?

You: im from portugal and you?

You: My name is "you"

Stranger: italy

Stranger: are you gay?

Stranger: ??

You: no!, im lesbian

You: i like girls

Stranger: i too

Stranger: lesbian and gay are similar words

Stranger: so we can play

Stranger: ?

You: yes!

Stranger: what could we do?

Stranger: ??

Stranger: photos??

You: play fifa2009

You: do you like?

Stranger: no i prefer your body

Stranger: naked

You: send your first

Stranger: some of sexy??

Stranger: ??

You: yes

Stranger: can i trust in you?

Stranger: or you are a hard male?

You: of course

You: you can trust

Stranger: ok

Stranger: sime photo that take my first and last boyfriend in summer

Stranger: give me your e mail

You: jo****@yopmail.com

Stranger: wait

You: ok

You: send send, so i can reply with my

Stranger: do you like?

You: let me check that

You: one moment please

Stranger: so?

You: very nice

You: very nice

Stranger: send me

You: just a moment

Stranger: are you still there

Stranger: ?

You: yes

You: its there my pic

You: "foto encontrada no google"


Stranger: wow

Stranger: and your pussy??

Stranger: i want to see her

You: i dont have pics of that

Stranger: take it now

You: just a moment

Ja mandou foto e é boa por acaso...
 
You: hi

Stranger: hiya

You: asl

You: ?

Stranger: 20 m uk

Stranger: you?

You: 23 m portugal

Stranger: iseeeeeeeeeeee
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




Parece que a letra m os assusta[:)]
 
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