Fala com estranhos :)

lol. A minha foi rápida.[:D]

You: hi

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how old were you when you first had sex?

You: That is a private question:P

You: ehere are you from?

You: where*

Stranger: uk

Stranger: you?

You: portugal

Stranger: m or f?

You: m

You: and you?

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Isto é demais...

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello world! i'm typping from botswana!
Stranger: hi, im typing from ireland. where is botswana?
You: is almost in the ass hole of the earth! thats why here we are all black!
Stranger: hmmmm thats not helpful... wild guess africa?
Stranger: do you care to explain why you chose the phrase "hello world"?
You: yes! near south africa!
You: Because I dont't know the country os origin of people with i'M talking...
Stranger: hmmmm.... it has other implications thats all.... so wat u do for sport in botswana?
You: i like to hunt elephants... it's great, maily in the end of the day....
Stranger: fun?
You: also...
Stranger: i reckon it would take a fair round to take down an elphant.
You: no! we have that thing, how you call it.... it puts an elephant sleeping...
You: the fun is junt them, not kill them!
Stranger: tranquiliser
You: yes! sorry, but I don't know all english words...
Stranger: but they r slow, wheres the fun?
You: slow? I see you've never been in front os an elephant, do you?
Stranger: not exactly, no. not many of them loose here.
You: ok, I imagine that. But it can be very dangerous! Thats why we take a 4*4 (Land Rover), and only go in groups
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: around wat age r u?
You: me? 31.
You: ans u?
Stranger: 17
You: ohhhhh... very young!
You: I see... you are here looking for european girls, to have online sex, aren't you?
Stranger: hehe no i have a gf... but im bored and i have no-one to talk to at this hour of da night.
You: c'mon... nobody to talk to? and you're talking with someone in deep africa? you should be looking for you gf... shure she's alone, now?
Stranger: yes.
You: ok...
You: I have my wife with me... we like to talk to other people. now she is making me something that I can't tell... and in a while, i.........
Stranger: ok... i dont follow but i get the idea.
You: ok...
You: we are very liberal...
Stranger: do you see that as good or bad?
You: oh... good, very good! I can have 3 or 4 women, and she can have 3 or 4 men! it's great! And then we can join, and make a party!
Stranger: sounds good, i suppose. do you not find others doing your wife slightly irritating?
You: noooooo... this works as a comunity. just for fun! and now passed here a worls organisation distributing condoms. Man, now is the best!
Stranger: hmmm, i thought the africans did not use condoms because it is frowned upon by the church?
You: c'mon... they don't order here... in my village, fucking is prioritary! we have great women, very fresh women, starting at 16 and ending at 35. Older ones are not allowed.
Stranger: right. does it not worry you about the high % chance of contracting AIDS?
You: oh, no...we have red cross making blood samples. That's not a problem.
Stranger: hmmm, Goodbye
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Stranger: hi

You: hey

Stranger: asl? (:

You: 24, male, portugal

You: and you?

Stranger: 15, female, finland

You: how are you?

Stranger: fiine

Stranger: u?

You: i'm fine too, thanks

Stranger: (: do u have any pic in internet?




O que tu querias sei eu. [:D]
 
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hi

You: do you know how nice it his to have someone saying something without the words "sex", "webcam" or "blowjob"?

You: you deserve a nobel prize

Stranger: thanks :D

Stranger: i'd love a nobel prize :D

You: yeah, me too

You: btw, silvio berlusconi friends think the same about him

You: but he's involved in a sex scandal

You: again the "evil words"

You: hop you're not him

You: nor a friend

Stranger: he's always involved in some sort of scandal...

You: it's in his blood, i guess

Stranger: i guess he can do whatever he wants...

Stranger: it's easy when you'e a billionaire

You: a lot easier

You: a billionaire, and prime minister

Stranger: owner of Milan...

You: connections to the italian mob

You: and soft stuff like that


Stranger: how's life in portugal?

You: well, strange, as usual

You: it's an odd country

Stranger: why

You: government, major companies, crisis, the usual stuff

You: our prime minister is a scandal addicted too

Stranger: our pm resigned...

Stranger: guess they love scandals.

You: but, as long as we have the sun and the beaches, it could be worse

You: maybe

Stranger: we have snow and mountains...

Stranger: i don't think it can be any worse...

Stranger: maybe i should become a PM

You: dont you like snow and mountains? i like it

You: do you want to be PM in portugal?

Stranger: i love mountains.

Stranger: and snow is cold

Stranger: and wet

Stranger: and cold.

Stranger: oh can i be a pm?

Stranger: i'd love to :D

You: i dont know, but our PM lied about is academic degree

You: *its

Stranger: oh :s

You: i finished his degree on a sunday

You: by fax

Stranger: our politicians lie about those things too.

Stranger: our PM "bought" an apartment for like 450 euros.

You: our PMs mother bought an luxury apartment by the half of his price

You: guess who lives next door

Stranger: whowhowhowho

You: the PM

Stranger: i'm shocked.

You: indeed

Stranger: why would she want to live so close :/

You: he's a little bit gay

Stranger: ahaha

Stranger: he needs his mommy?

You: no one likes him

You: i think he needs

You: even in his party

You: his party lost the european elections sunday

You: he really needs his mommy

Stranger: now i feel sorry for him... poor pm.

You: that's a funny thing

You: in portugal we call him "pinocchio"

Stranger: hahah

You: and his candidate was so much like gepetto

Stranger: i loved pinocchio when i was a kid....

You: http://lh4.ggpht.com/_Xk7uDiUkyyA/SgisWHYTIUI/AAAAAAAAD6E/9mVOY03ex1g/s800/Vital&Sócrates.jpg

You: here they are

You: the PM at the right

You: the candidate at the left

You: http://wehavekaosinthegarden.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/socrates-vital-moreira-gepeto-europa.jpg

Stranger: red flag/background

Stranger: are they socialists

You: here they are again, with their disney clothes

You: yes

You: socialist party

Stranger: love the second pic.


You: i'm looking to study chinese

You: you know, they will invade the earth

Stranger: yeah i know...

Stranger: but chinese is so complicated.

You: so we have to be prepared to settle a comunication program between humans and chinese

Stranger: we have a chinatown

Stranger: a chinastreet.

Stranger: they used to fight with our gypsies.

You: the chinese community is growing here

You: well, every community is growing

You: wow! someone to fight the gypsies!

You: they have balls

You: gypsies are a problem here

Stranger: i dont want to sound racist.... but i think that they are a problem everywhere.

You: not all of them, but a big slice

You: no, that's true

You: listen

You: they don't pay taxes

You: they don't work

You: they don't go to school

You: they don't even clean themselves

Stranger: oh that's true.

You: they settle in people's land and the owners can't do anything

You: because the gypsies mostly talk with shotguns in theur hands

You: *their

You: wish we have mighty chinese warriors

Stranger: our gypsies are not armed... their strength is in numbers

Stranger: hahaha.

Stranger: a gypsy said that he was afraid

Stranger: because a bruce lee might attack him.

You: he have too

You: they are walking weapons

You: and rice eaters

You: be afraid

You: do the chinese eat abandoned cats and dogs in bosnia?

Stranger: oh i don't know...

Stranger: i know they always live with a bunch of dogs.

You: they call it

You: FOOD

You: YUMMY THAT BARKS

Stranger: poor dogs :(

You: i live near a naval facility

You: once a chinese ship went there for repairs

You: all the abandoned cats and dogs disappeared

You: wonder why

Stranger: o_O

Stranger: are you serious?

You: yes

Stranger: i love dogs :(

You: their stomach love dogs too

You: people often say

You: that they even eat their friends and family corpses

You: and that it is the reason why there is no chinese graves in portugal

Stranger: i dont believe that

You: but that's a myth

You: i've found several

Stranger: hahah

Stranger: so... you look for their graves?

You: i did once

You: i love chinese food

You: it was just to calm down my brains

Stranger: never tried it...

You: "chill out men, it was really a cow"

[:)][:)][:)]
 
Stranger: hello

You: hi

You: asl

Stranger: 22/m/portugal

Stranger: you?

You: f0d@-çe...

Stranger: lol

Stranger: tu?

You: pois

Stranger: faho?

You: quem?

Stranger: aho?

You: tambem:D

Stranger: f0d@-çe, nao és gaja, chau
 
Olha pedes o msn e se tiveres a sorte de conheceres uma miuda de 20 anos da Bielorussia linda chamada Liliak como a que eu tou a falar no msn, que ja me mandou montes de fotos, ta la hehe:P muito gira fogo :P anda cá ap papa:P[:)]

Ahh LOL!

Acabei de conhecer uma italiana com 21 anos e já esta orientada no msn... tem webcam mas está-se a fazer difícil lol. Já posto os avanços he he.


EDIT: Avanços - Block no Mike121 -.-'!
 
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